Turn-Ons: Long staggers through the park. Sunsets. Eating puppies.
Turn-Off: Womanizers. Men who run fast.


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Undead Arcanum

The year the great seventh number is accomplished,
Appearing at the time of the games of slaughter:
Not far from the age of the great millennium,
When the dead will come out of their graves.
Century 10, Quatrain 74
Nostradamus

Chapter 1: The Zombie Academy
The undead rise from the grave and march great distances untiring, devouring the living, destroying all life and contaminating the land. The undead are an enemy to life. Torment and torture - designs laid out in the deepest pits of Hell.

Chapter 2: The Survival Guide
The undead must be fully conquered. Burned away from the Earth completely. Use weapons of fire, steel and courage. Learn to cultivate resources. Strive for victory and wait for the opportunity to defeat the enemy.

Chapter 3: Bits of Flesh
Civilization is left crumbled and beaten, screaming with terror and rage. Nothing dead stays dead and this shadow upon the land may be infinitely dark. What great horrors are still unknown to the world?